The Great Pee Tragedy
We needed a urine sample from Mei Mei. Seems easy enough. She drinks, she pees, poof - urine sample.
Not so fast, Mr. Logical.
No drinky = no pee-y
2 juice boxes later and the pee leaked out of the bag and into the diaper
Happy day
Visited the pediatrician
All done drinking - nope, not gonna drink. Uh uh.
Syringed the fluid into her mouth 1 teaspoon at a time until the entire juice box contents are gone.
She played in the sink at the doctors office soaking herself in an effort to induce pee.
1 hour later - pee.
This process took about 4 hours.
Finally home, fed, and diaper very full.
Take off diaper, set child on lap to run bath, and child unloads a gallon of hot pee all over my lap.
Perfect end to a perfect day!
Not so fast, Mr. Logical.
No drinky = no pee-y
2 juice boxes later and the pee leaked out of the bag and into the diaper
Happy day
Visited the pediatrician
All done drinking - nope, not gonna drink. Uh uh.
Syringed the fluid into her mouth 1 teaspoon at a time until the entire juice box contents are gone.
She played in the sink at the doctors office soaking herself in an effort to induce pee.
1 hour later - pee.
This process took about 4 hours.
Finally home, fed, and diaper very full.
Take off diaper, set child on lap to run bath, and child unloads a gallon of hot pee all over my lap.
Perfect end to a perfect day!
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